Let me make a chart for this:
no goth gf
become goth gf
get goth gfs
So is this a Venn diagram or a pipeline?
A pipeline.
I was always sad enough to be goth but too socially awkward
Just call me the Byzantine Empire because no Goth will ever get near me
Whomst among us?
Let those who have never wooged over a goth mommy dommy cast the first stone.
You'd think I'd have better luck based on how I dress, but alas.
No. No longer. We have nothing to lose but our horny chains.
Feel like the chains are staying on this time.
Someone once told me that I would make a decent Goth kid if I didn't dress like The Great Gonzo
Joke's on them, I was in the Goth circles all through high school, college and part of my adult life
Goth is about listening to Skinny Puppy and hanging out away from the pervasive reach of Apollo's fury
Colours are fun though, goth and gonzo are complementary.
Protest is an objectively great music video.
I feel so seen and no volcel piggo can take this moment away from me
counterpoint: 
it me
Visigoths? I too like when goths visit.
Sure, let's go with that.
You would say it's wild in the Sack.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Gossip posts go in c/gossip. Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from c/gossip