[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago
[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Just have to make our globe working model dense enough to distort space-time and then spin it at a thousand miles an hour. 'Course this will require a working model of the sun to power the working model of the Earth.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Already happened, depending on who you ask.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Man lays down with fleas, they don't respect him in the morning. Or at any point in time.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I want to talk to you about the Greek mythology thing for a second: Are you now, or have you ever been a swan?

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Thank you for this, I learned something today.

I wasn't rubbishing 2FA I was saying that in order to use it you usually need to use a mobile phone and it's the phone that I regard as being a security risk for any number of reasons.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

I saw it on here a couple of days ago, can't remember which community.

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Come again, boss?

[-] Spendrill@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have started employing a practice I learned in the Post Office. When approaching I say in a very loud and cheery voice, "Mind your backs, please, mind your backs [ladies and gentlemen*]" repeat until they move and then say, 'Thank you very much, [Ladies and Gents**]."

It pretty much always works to move them out of your way if you say it loud enough and usually the cheeriness means they don't feel awkward. The trick to it all is to keep walking once they've noticed you.

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** Again, delete as appropriate.

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