That's why the Caesar salad is known to have seal jelly and arctic char

"Better learn to use the command line, kid"

This is fuckin sexy

Nicolas Cage, "You don't say?"

I'd love it if we started the internet from scratch again with no search engines, just webrings and link books and geocities pages everywhere

"Off chance", no, I'd say the off chance was that he was a demigod as claimed

The sign said, "Everybody welcome, Come in, kneel down and pray"

But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, I didn't have a penny to pay!

So I got me a pen and a paper, and I made up my own little sign.

I said, "Thank you, Lord, for thinking about me, I'm alive and doin' fine".

Woooooaaah!

Plenty of dumb cars get recalls all the time for shitty parts or design. Remember that Prius with the brakes that would just decide to stop working?

Every time I add a new instance I gotta go in and block all the communities I don't like all over again

Just trademark them and you'll own them for as long as disney owns mickey

I knew this would be awesome sauce and now it exists

Now I have to put holes in my own cheese using my own secret, illegal methods