Like Roald Dahl or Darken Rahl

Nicolas Cage, "You don't say?"

I'd love it if we started the internet from scratch again with no search engines, just webrings and link books and geocities pages everywhere

"Off chance", no, I'd say the off chance was that he was a demigod as claimed

Plenty of dumb cars get recalls all the time for shitty parts or design. Remember that Prius with the brakes that would just decide to stop working?

I liked Braid and played thru it when it came out, including the secret ending. Aside from graphical fidelity, in what other ways has the game been remastered?

I got a solution, stop being a lil baby and turn off the AI and go on to the next big thing. CRISPR, maybe? Not techbro enough? Make it like Crypto Crispr, only you own this little piece of DNA, and all the corporations that can read the ledger and get your biometrics

Every time I add a new instance I gotta go in and block all the communities I don't like all over again

"I'm going to send you to the N E X T D I M E N S I O N!!!

That's George Dubya's secret frat house right?

I thought it was Florida

He looks like the guy from Fallout 4, Vincent Valentine