I too put my feet down. Daily.

Act of war?

Wake up, Nerevar!

Nicolas Cage, "You don't say?"

I'd love it if we started the internet from scratch again with no search engines, just webrings and link books and geocities pages everywhere

"Off chance", no, I'd say the off chance was that he was a demigod as claimed

Like, 40 sausage rolls to last the entire 40 years? Does he get them all at once or is it on an interval?

Edit: He be get them one per shift for next 40 shifts, sounds real kind of them

I drew a blood sample once, it was a red splortch on white paper

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Pro tip: Those are called douches, pretty sweet huh?

Here and I was just saving up for a S23 and now they go and make an S24, at this rate I won't be able to afford one until 2025

This is one Will Smith movie I wouldn't mind seeing