I have like 5 different Firefox forks depending on how much memory usage I can afford to spare at the time I need to look something up

By the way, which one's Pink?

I too put my feet down. Daily.

I still wish I had one

That's why the Caesar salad is known to have seal jelly and arctic char

This is fuckin sexy

But what is the Matrix?

Which ones?

I have to block the subcommunities one by one, and then block them again and again for every other instance that hosts that sublemmy

If the pilots each had one and they were sitting on the flight console when boom boom

I mean, there's a LOT more to it than just, "a different way of clicking on things". Let's be honest and help define proper expectations. You will be messing around in the terminal a lot. Even for installing simple programs, you'll at minimum be copy-pasting a bunch of commands from the developer's website straight into the terminal to install most stuff. There are package managers, to help alleviate some of the pain, but there are multiple ecosystems and each one has it's own contributors, meaning that overall development and technical knowledge is gated behind silos.

I love Linux, but let's be honest, it's not exactly user-friendly.

Like, 40 sausage rolls to last the entire 40 years? Does he get them all at once or is it on an interval?

Edit: He be get them one per shift for next 40 shifts, sounds real kind of them