You know how it rains when you’re camping?

Its a safe space for them to be… away from me

Don’t forget all the fuel burned for electricity to power it!

Bacteria poop is your enemy, not the bacteria itself.

I thought it was fake too

Arrrrrrrr

A subpoena is a certain kind of data breech if you think about it

Checks with north American natives…

Yup this checks out.

Next thing you know you’re standing in line all day for half an old meme and some stale copypasta.

Cant you just send in a 1099?

When you accidentally open a mailto link in windows

And who the FUCK is “Wichet Stands”??