https://limitedrungames.com/products/gex-trilogy-poster

This is a good sign for the future of the US economy, right?

I work for a courier and have the only vehicle without a charging cradle for the scanner. As you can imagine, it's quite a bit busier than usual this time of year. Generally, the scanner will last about 12 hours with normal use but I've made it my goal to drain the battery as fast possible. To that end, I have it on max brightness and refuse to let the screen turn off. I'm tapping that thing through every break and forcing it into navigation mode (to activate GPS) as much as possible.

I've let management know it's going to die and have received radio silence all day long. The moment it shuts down I'm driving back and sitting around waiting for it to charge while getting paid overtime. This company is fucking stupid.

...is that he can't tell anyone about it. It's like being a superhero and having to hide your identity. I hope he has a few ride-or-die homies that know so he can celebrate.

Posted by Theo from Boonta Vista

https://bsky.app/profile/aynrandy.boontavista.com/post/3lcjln3o5cs2q

I don't see Hexbear on the list. Time to radicalize some Aussie kids.

Get ready for thousands of new users. Better upgrade the servers

The old trailers are really interesting, especially the 2000 one that looks like a hybrid of Goldsrc and Source.

Nothing happened (nothing ever happens)

It's so weird being in such a safe place and I live somewhere where we generally never lock the front door. In the US some Karen would probably call the bomb squad or smth.

Holy shit fuck America. I also got a tea from a vending machine and got a minor stat boost (bad Yakuza reference).