I could not stop myself from staying up until 2am watching all the episodes. I feel like I need to become a comedian so I can get on the show.

Teles are weird looking proto-Strats

The only domestic part is Trump's signature lmao

These people should be institutionalized

For the US, the only ceasefire is one in which every Palestinian is slaughtered and they are definitely working tirelessly for that

That's literally just a recession. The rich are always fine.

Some congressperson is going to be assassinated by a Gen Z terrorist cell and I'll be like

The trick is to study abroad and never come back. Fuck this hellhole, that's what I should have done.

We're going to war with China with the decade, aren't we? The US won't allow human rights to flourish like this

The people falling for it are also pedophiles

Just going to walk around the library in a book costume asking people if they want to check me out

scratched fash: getting thrown into the mass ban

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