Just FYI you also need a battery to use solar if the power is out (in my country at least)

The heck , why would you not use butter before the nutella?

Have my boost for such a passionate drop of the C Bomb.

Nice, I like it!

If youre friendly "who took the large chopping board?" Implies is not where it should be.
You'd expect a response of "I've got it in my room, cutting up fine herbs" or something of the sort.

Get out of here. The pizza base is cooked, looking at the sauce/mayo it's cold, the pizza looks colds, the red onion is uncooked. Apparently everyone forgot the cheese, the protein has got up and walked to another table. Get out of town.

My suggestion is there needs to be some serious cultural and political change before America shits the bed and becomes a fucking hot mess. Now whether that is realistic is something completely different.
The fact were in 2024 and half of your country is effectively promoting rape and refusing care for 50% of your population (females) is absolutely wild to me. So I don't know your culture enough to provide a realistic alternative. But coming from a country that sees America as an Ally, I hope the country gets its shit together sooner rather than later.

I don't have an answer for you on that (non-US), but if the plan is to pretend the current leader makes no mistakes because the opposition is worse.. that's not going to be pretty 10 years down the track. Granted, I appreciate that alternative now is also not pretty.

Solid display of empathy and understanding there.

I think you're on the same page, but mean false negatives not false positive.
False negatives being the potential that you have the virus, but the scanner wasn't able to identify it so returned a "you're all clean" when in fact, you've got a dirty virus and should have listened in health class.

Sorry, you put jam on croissants? Surely ham and cheese is the only option