"Only force sensitives accepted"
Ok WHAT. What do Italians eat then?
Can we please keep depressing American politics out of "uplifting news"? I'm not subscribed to this community to see "Hitler definitely getting in biiiiig trouble" for the twenty seventh time.
I can't even think of how someone would have "sex in front of their kids". Sure, sex when kids are say in the next room, or in the same house seems harmless enough.
I imagine that OP meant a scenario like, "hey kids, don't come in our room without knocking, because we're going to have sex" instead of "this is how you give a BJ. Let me demonstrate on ur dad. Watch n learn bitch". If they meant the latter, then... uhhh yeah that's fucked up.
OP asked for non political takes, friend.
The answer is very simple. Our universe is very likely not static. We already know that it is expanding (as of today). The further you look in space, the faster that space is moving from us. This causes more and more redshift of light the further you look away (the wavelength of light becomes longer and longer).
Beyond a certain point, space moves faster than the speed of light. Thus, we get no light.
Is that Dark Vader?
Why are good dads so goddamn rare??? Almost all dads I've seen around me have always been assholes. Just sad.
Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we fucking go... RAWR!!
x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please) 'Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin')
So beautiful!
Fun fact: Steel rails on the moon aren't the best idea. Instead, roads made of sintered regolith + trains with ceramic wheels are cheaper to build and have the same efficiency that steel wheels+ steel rails have.