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[-] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 month ago
[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Monsieur Incroyable!

[-] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

This is it.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 month ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

The trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 month ago
[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 month ago

"What does THIS button do?"

[-] socsa@piefed.social 27 points 1 month ago

With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!

[-] podperson@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

My only regret, is that I had Boneitis

[-] nicgentile@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago

It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

[-] quilan@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I wasn't expecting to be sad in this thread but there it is. "I am the very model of a scientist Salarian..."

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 month ago
[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

I will always upvote Waterworld.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I honestly don't understand how there isn't some kind of Waterworld... either action/fps mmo, ala destiny or warframe... or just some kind of mount and blade type single player game, or even Conan Exiles.

The closest thing I can even think of is Raft - Stranded Deep.

... Its mad max... on the ocean, and is basically postapoc/dieselpunk.

Bang wow zoom, fairly novel game (by modern standards) for a AAA or even AA studio to try.

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[-] tauren@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

"As a language model, I'm unable to produce a badass quote."

[-] BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 month ago

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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[-] huaxie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

[-] DiploRaucous@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Along those lines, I was thinking "Oh no, not again."

[-] bazzett@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.

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[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago
[-] CiderApplenTea@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Yippie kayak, other buckets

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[-] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago
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[-] hungprocess@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago

Whistle "Pop Goes The Weasel".

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[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 8 points 1 month ago

Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 8 points 1 month ago

Big Bada Boom

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

"Pull my finger."

[-] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm off to... Bombay!

*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*

[-] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Something to do with precious bodily fluids

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[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Don’t close my tabs, they’re all important

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] paequ2@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago
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[-] mrbeano@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago
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[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

Guess that's all I'm really tryin' to say...

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago
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[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"

[-] Ideonek@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.

[-] Geldaran@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."

alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage... "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"

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[-] Nerrad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you."

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Here we go! ( Mario voice)

[-] kyle@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Death is light as a feather

Duty heavy as a mountain

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[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya."

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"And when I get to Heaven,
To St Peter I will tell;
Quarter pounder cheese and a big mac please,
And a side of fries as well."

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