Bomb voyage.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

"What does THIS button do?"

With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!

It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

"As a language model, I'm unable to produce a badass quote."

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!

I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Whistle "Pop Goes The Weasel".

I'm off to... Bombay!

*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*

Big Bada Boom

Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!

"Pull my finger."

Something to do with precious bodily fluids

Don’t close my tabs, they’re all important

Bake 'em away toys.

I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT!

"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"

With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.

"Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you."

Here we go! ( Mario voice)

Death is light as a feather

Duty heavy as a mountain

Today me. Tomorrow you.

"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."

alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage... "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"

"When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya."