Bomb voyage.
Monsieur Incroyable!
This is it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
The trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.
With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!
My only regret, is that I had Boneitis
Nice one.
It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
I wasn't expecting to be sad in this thread but there it is. "I am the very model of a scientist Salarian..."
I will always upvote Waterworld.
I honestly don't understand how there isn't some kind of Waterworld... either action/fps mmo, ala destiny or warframe... or just some kind of mount and blade type single player game, or even Conan Exiles.
The closest thing I can even think of is Raft - Stranded Deep.
... Its mad max... on the ocean, and is basically postapoc/dieselpunk.
Bang wow zoom, fairly novel game (by modern standards) for a AAA or even AA studio to try.
"As a language model, I'm unable to produce a badass quote."
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Along those lines, I was thinking "Oh no, not again."
LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!
I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!
Big Bada Boom
"Pull my finger."
I'm off to... Bombay!
*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*
Don’t close my tabs, they’re all important
I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT!
Guess that's all I'm really tryin' to say...
"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"
With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.
"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."
alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage... "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"
"Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you."
Here we go! ( Mario voice)
"When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya."
"And when I get to Heaven,
To St Peter I will tell;
Quarter pounder cheese and a big mac please,
And a side of fries as well."
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