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[-] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Do you people all just have big cakes in your fridge? Then you get up in the night to eat them? Really weird.

[-] diffcalculus@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

When you're an adult, they let you do whatever you want

[-] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

And that's why there's an obesity epidemic

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

We weren't wondering if you're allowed to do that, just if you did

[-] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Well, not just cakes are stored in these; sometimes rolls, cookies, or rotisserie chickens. Also the joke is that we care it's loud because then we have announced that we are eating late at night. Sometimes this wakes people, and sometimes you just want to snack and not have a conversation, or at the very least be polite to people sleeping. Same with the microwave beeping three times loudly when you heated something up.

Also, "big cakes in the fridge?" implies that cakes are sold and stored by the slice. They are, but they also come in wedged shaped boxes made from this plastic. Also it is usually leftovers, like there was a whole cake, but now it's a third of a cake left on some weird slippery cardboard tray. You had a party, most of the cake was eaten by others, but you didn't want to waste the last bit. It takes up a lot of room, is fragile, and spoils quickly. But your significant other is on the couch sleeping off a hangover, so being quiet is considerate.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's really weird that you don't. Weirdo. (Also, they put those things on veggie plates too.)

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I watched a instagram video recently where the guy was up at 2am and decided it was a good time make brownies. I'm like dude these days at that time it's usually a my first restroom break as I've been asleep since 10pm. It's not time to whip up gramma's brownie recipe from scratch...

[-] Aurelius@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sometimes you just need a midnight cake snack

[-] Entropywins@kbin.social 24 points 1 year ago

I treat it like a band aid...quickly rip it off and get it over with

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 year ago

Shoot a gun to mask the sound

[-] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

American problems require American solutions...

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago
[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 49 points 1 year ago

The plastic container on a cake. whenever you try to open them they go CRACKCRICKCRACKCRICKCRACK

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

Late night cake huh. That's the sound of guilt right there.

[-] xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink 13 points 1 year ago
[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

They also can be on veggie trays but... Some people tell on themselves

[-] LemmyInRedditSux@lemmy.today 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah those middle of the night veggie tray cravings hit hard

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's the dip. I will take a good French onion dip and some broccoli over a lot of cakes.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Are middle of the night cake cravings a thing?

[-] open2db8@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't trust anything that came packaged in that kind of thing.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I can hear this picture and now my ears are bleeding

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

the fucking dead

I don't want this porn parody.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

Or you have some psycho come into your house to watch TV or a movie without using a bowl or solid container

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

People use bowls for chips??? Like I have seen it in movies... but never in real life except when eating on the table.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

i thought that was ai generated

[-] LemmyInRedditSux@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

It looks fairly realistic except for the fact he's advertising two very different things at the same time

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

save on air time and marketing budget with this one simple trick

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Cool original? Where TF is it called this? I know it's Cool American in Europe, never seen cool original.

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Cool Original here in the UK

[-] roofuskit@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

The late night cake shaming.

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

For me the Shame monster has surplanted this. Shammeee, shame, Shammmmmeeeee.

[-] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I haven't tried it myself, but I've been told a butter knife can silence the beast.

[-] open2db8@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I remain convinced this device was originally designed specifically to make as much noise as possible, and was only later used for storing baked goods.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's why I wait until breakfast.

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Without clicking I knew what it was.

Broden's leftover noodle? It Noodle's leftover Broden?

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