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[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 90 points 5 months ago

Are we sure he's not having a medical emergency?

[-] MrsDoyle@lemmy.world 53 points 5 months ago

"I was layin' out there for two damn hours before anyone came to check on me! Heat stroke, it turns out. Just as well it wasn't a stroke stroke, I'd be dead."

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[-] HangingFruit@lemmy.world 63 points 5 months ago
[-] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 27 points 5 months ago
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[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 45 points 5 months ago

Or he had a heat stroke... Go help him.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago

And lose my chance to take the farm?

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

That sweet, sweet onion money.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 37 points 5 months ago

Are you sure they're naps?

[-] neo@lemy.lol 37 points 5 months ago

Sure! He hasn't moved for days. Must be really comfy!

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago
[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 33 points 5 months ago

Thank you for the onions.

[-] enbyecho@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago

This is because farming is fucking exhausting and he just couldn't make it back to the house.

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 32 points 5 months ago

All fun and games until you wake up at home with 3 items missing from your inventory and a massive bill from Harvey.

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[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

This is adorable, but all I can think of is bugs and spiders and ants.

[-] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 35 points 5 months ago

I lie down in my backyard. In Australia. There are ants of all kinds. The occasional little spider goes past. Midges and butterflies and dragonflies and bees. The birds have gotten used to me so they walk within feet of me too.

They go about their business and I, mine. No harm has come to me. It's nice to be part of their world sometimes.

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
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[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Its weird, as a kid i had no problem laying/rolling around in grass.

At some point a switch flipped in my head and grass everywhere 'became infested' with biting ants, hidden poop, and mud.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

Across the plants‽ Is he mad‽

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Onions don't give a fuck, you can top the foliage and that shit will just grow back.

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

TIL onions enjoy being dominated

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[-] technomad@slrpnk.net 23 points 5 months ago

You really have to listen to what the onions are saying, to get the best results.

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[-] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Man youd get covered in bugs so fast.. not sure it would be as enjoyable as we think

[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Onions keep a lot of pests away, I am by no means a farmer, but I know from gardening that onions are a great deterrent for pests.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Do onion fields smell like onions?

[-] JATtho@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Onions and field naps. This guy is living his best Shrek life.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

all i can think of is Heat Stroke

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

He's actually laying on a giant brown trampoline

[-] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

The second photo was taken a split second before he was bounced into the stratosphere.

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[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

He's actually having a stroke

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I thought you were supposed to till across the incline, not down it.

[-] flerp@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago

Depends on the incline, too steep and you can start slipping

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

yep. rolling is more fun.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Well yeah, he owns a farm.

[-] 7uWqKj@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

This man has everything a man needs. Well, except a robotic combine harvester obviously.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 5 months ago

"Won at life"

Well, may if it were a nachos field.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Onions farm? Each year same plant? That's not good for soil.

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[-] udon@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

hmm... breathing in some of the good pesticides...

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

I guess the fire ant problem hasn't made it there.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
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[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

And then an asian women in an orange jumpsuit with strange boots casually walks onto the scene.

She's quite exhausted as well,, doesn't talk much and is dragging some weird cube.

She sits down next to him and stares toward the dàylight moon, hoping he'll wake up soon.

Hoping he won't want her gone.

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[-] numberfour002@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

They say onions have layers, and this man is one of those oniony layers.

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