You ever seen a blue raspberry?

Wtf is that flavor?

Is it really breaking news that the whole government is full of idiots?

Ubuntu touch works on most android phones and has a handful with official support

Trump and Epstein have more photos together than me and my own father.

Trump's name is in the Epstein files more times than God's name is in the BIBLE

I got my gf and I matching underwear 

Yes. Voting straight ticket is for lazy people who can't be bothered to look up who their voting for. Or for cult members of either side. Unfortunately many states (like the one I'm in) only allow you to vote for one party in the primaries, when most normal people would want to vote different people for different positions based on their individual policies. We should vote for people, not parties.

Scrodinger's immigrant.

Taking all the welfare but also taking all the jobs and houses

More pizza guys are killed on the job than police so yeah that checks out.

Imagine how many texts there are that we haven't seen. Who uses email to talk to friends?

Pre-built machines are still going for reasonable prices but once those companies run out of old stock that'll be done for. If you've got a Costco membership they have some IBuyPower PCs for a pretty reasonable price. I got a ryzen 7, RTX5070 and 32GB of ddr5 for $1600. They have an Intel ultra 5, RTX5060, and 32GB ddr5 for $1,099.

My new conspiracy is that Diana found out what Andrew was up to and he made sure she couldn't spill the beans