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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 204 points 11 months ago
[-] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 168 points 11 months ago

"Got confused"?

Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?

Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?

[-] ogler@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 11 months ago

ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was "and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog"

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 11 months ago

Can't be depressed with a dong the size of a semi truck. Lol

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago

He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It's quite the dangler.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago
[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Don’t leave it hanging

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[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago
[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 27 points 11 months ago

Maybe they meant "concussed?"

[-] Lyrl@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).

[-] Senseless@feddit.org 9 points 11 months ago

Helicopter goes brrrrr

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

If you replace 'large' with 'small' the statement makes sense again.

Maybe he's got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[-] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

... he's got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is... massive.

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

https://vimeo.com/49333930

It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.

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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago

When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

"Put that eldritch horror away."

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 months ago

Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension

(I don't get it)

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

That sounds like a rumor that William started.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 11 months ago

That’s horrifying.

[-] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 months ago

Wait, 👀 for real?

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago

"Dammit, Willem, put that thing away! Nobody is gonna believe that shit is real!"

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There are images on the internet of his penis. It's not "confusingly large," I don't think. He's just one of those guys that tends to hang large and low. A shower rather than a grower, as they say.

https://vimeo.com/49333930

[-] Trollivier@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago
[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

It's OK. Welcome to the other side.

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[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 11 months ago

I wonder if actors and doubles sometimes hook up.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago
[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Like Tom Cruise and his stunt double?

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[-] zeekaran@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

Not exactly what you're looking for but the doubles for Theron and Hardy got married.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Must be uncomfortable to walk with an elephant's trunk in your pants

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I'll take "problems I want" for $1,000, alex

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 15 points 11 months ago
[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 36 points 11 months ago
[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago

Off topic, but what's the source? And is this a physically valid walk cycle, or just an animation? The bit where the three feet are all in line looks pretty sketchy but it's potentially dynamically stable

[-] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

https://waroftheworlds.fandom.com/wiki/File:Tripod.gif

Uncertain beyond the attribution on the gif. I just searched walking tripod. The link above is the original source I got it from.

[-] apex32@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Reminds of the "walkers" in Battletoads

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 6 points 11 months ago

What the fuck

[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Just like that. He has a designated guy who is his penis carrier that takes care of clearing the way in front of him and helps shoulder the weight. Especially around corners, which can get logistically tricky.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago

DaFoe was amazing in "The Lighthouse (2019)."

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wonder if doppelganger porn is a thing... 🤔

I wanna see porn of two guys who look exactly the same, and aren't relatives, fucking each other. Outside of drawings, too. It has to be real people.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

*doppelbanger

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Is this just in reference to "Anti-christ?". I don't think I've seen him naked in anything else.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] flicker@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Oh my God! No, thank you!

Poor man.

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