I'm not sure it's more believable. Worf looks like he almost cares in that picture.

Sounds like it's about 475 counts of election interference

There's a number? Mine's been a face for too long, likely.

Ah the old "I'm not corrupt! I'm incompetent!" Defence.

30 sheep are given.

Troll has 30 sheep

Troll returns 5, kids keep two, return three

Shepherds have 3 back, kids have two, troll has 25

Shepherds gave 27 sheep (3*9) = 25 (troll) +2 (kids)

The trolls keeping two should subtract not add (in your write up)

It sounds like they are saying get comfortable with piracy. How else would you want to play a game without owning it?

It's a new mechanic, trash a whore card puts it on the bottom of your discard pile, but if there are enough non-whore creatures above it in your discard, it gets resummoned, tapped.

You can't mend to fix magic smoke problems. Though it would be awesome to run your finger along a cracked screen to repair it

It also doesn't have enough fingers.

Vasectomy. Non-transferable.

So soon they will start responding with "this has been asked before, let's change the subject"

I'm very sad that I'm in this comic. Well done.