that's clearly Greek

We take reported security issues very seriously, and work quickly to evaluate them within the context of our entire security infrastructure.

Typical corporate PR just lying outright.The issue was known for 8 years

chopsticks are awesome for messy snacks

serial non-molester

going off the grass and the fence I'd say 2m wingspan

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but you didn't crosspost

you haven't known true fear until you're working with incredibly toxic chemicals or weighing tiny amounts and get the jumpscare of your life by one of these

Some "spiritual healing" bracelets contain real radioactive dust 😊

and their dogs

LibreOffice has more functionality and it's actually free

This has so many errors. Copper is a far better conductor than people. Set up a multimeter for resistance across your skin if you're dubious, it'll be in the kΩ per cm. Current will flow if a potential difference is present, regardless of whether there is a less resistive path available. Also the material in question is a metal oxide, not a metal. It's brittle. So making it into a cable in the first place will be incredibly difficult and expensive. And even in their own paper they showed a limiting current of something like 400 mA, which is not suitable for high power applications.

Battery chemist here. That guy has no idea what he's talking about.