Took my bicycle for a ride to the next village last weekend, cops everywhere. Turns out some rich 30 years old lady fatally stabbed her 32 years old husband in their fancy ass mansion.

Thanks for bringing up this childhood trauma again...

Team 5 / 15 here. :)

I broke my nose wearing sunglasses in a night club, walking straight into a glass door. Not my proudest moment, but I can laugh about it now.

Well, that's on you, really. :D

Any chance you and your friends can hijack a decent State and dig a giant moat around it?

27 Grand and the bottle just sits on the shelf?

I demand a C=64 built into my headstone, displaying "ready" and a flashing cursor.

That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.

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I love beavers.

Unfortunately, this is true.