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[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 55 points 3 weeks ago
[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Fixed it more better

Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works

Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 weeks ago

I can't find my hat and night shirt...

[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 41 points 3 weeks ago

Don’t forget the candle in case you have to investigate something.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

You're number 5, assuming you're wearing it the right way.

[-] shifty@leminal.space 9 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 3 weeks ago
  1. Been 20 for years. Wont change
[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

I've been 20 for most of my 43 years.

However, we had twins recently. They're 18 months old and we all co-sleep. I don't want to be a prudish family where kids aren't allowed to see a bum or whatever, but I also don't want to feel weird about snuggling up together.

So... I've been wearing pyjamas just to avoid any awkwardness.

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[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 37 points 3 weeks ago
[-] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 3 weeks ago

I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)

[-] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You're just afraid she'll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.

[-] HidingUnderHats@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

if it works it's not stupid

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 3 weeks ago
[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Username doesn't check out

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[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 25 points 3 weeks ago

20 and its the only correct way

[-] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

That's what sheets are for

[-] yarr@feddit.nl 19 points 3 weeks ago

Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.

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[-] 5parky@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Where's the number for gimp mask and tutu?

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[-] JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 17 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

I’m a 20 forced to live as an 18

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[-] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 weeks ago

My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c

[-] decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago

If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.

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[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

20

If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

[-] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 8 points 3 weeks ago

This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.

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[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 weeks ago

Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.

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[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago
[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

20 since I was like 9 or 10.

Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.

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[-] eletes@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago

My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear

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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago
[-] crawlspace@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

20 at home, 18 somewhere else.

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

20 for as long as I can remember, and i'm convinced it's the best by far

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[-] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 weeks ago

im 20 and my girlfriend is 14

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18 and only 18 😤

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

20 is the way

[-] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.

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