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7 for me
(sh.itjust.works)
I fixed the image for you
Fixed it more better
Edit: was supposed to say inane not insane, but it still works
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Thank you. Now if only you could shot me in the face through the internet.
I can't find my hat and night shirt...
You're number 5, assuming you're wearing it the right way.
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- Been 20 for years. Wont change
I've been 20 for most of my 43 years.
However, we had twins recently. They're 18 months old and we all co-sleep. I don't want to be a prudish family where kids aren't allowed to see a bum or whatever, but I also don't want to feel weird about snuggling up together.
So... I've been wearing pyjamas just to avoid any awkwardness.
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I cannot imagine wearing a bra to sleep. Wearing a bra while awake is suffering enough
neither can I (and if I would, I think my wife would want a word or two)
You're just afraid she'll like it too much. My partners pecs look great in a bra.
100% agree! Funny enough, my poor husband wears a bra backwards with a tennis ball sewn in the middle to keep him from sleeping on his back and having apnea. Better than a CPAP I guess
if it works it's not stupid
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20 and its the only correct way
That's what sheets are for
Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.
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18
My partner doesn't fit any of these if she is cold as she has socks on. And by cold I mean seemingly anything at ramdom below 30c
If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.
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18
20
If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.
This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.
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Literally anything except 5 10 and 15. Extremely curious to hear from the 5/10/15 crowd.
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20
20 since I was like 9 or 10.
Evidently it's a German thing? Though I was never pressured to do so, it just seemed right.
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Always 18
20 at home, 18 somewhere else.
20 for as long as I can remember, and i'm convinced it's the best by far
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18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.
18 and only 18 😤
20 is the way
5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.
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