Tate has, in some sense, many good qualities. He’s strong, athletic, and motivated.

Really telling since none of those are good characteristics in the moral sense of "good". Like what the fuck is "motivated" even doing there, Sauron was also extremely motivated, mate.

it will have to be airtight but also its connection to ice will have to be so

just flex tape it bro why you so negative

Does an outrageously big ass allow you to pull more outrageous bullshit claims out of if?

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1. Sure, I'm not even going to verify this one since it's so low stakes.
2. This is ill-defined.
3. Again ill-defined, and I need dates on this, we've been sequencing DNA for like 50yrs at this point.
4. Lol, Neuralink kills monkeys, there's zero indication of its "inevitability".
5. Lol^2, none of that shit works mate. Name one person whose life was extended with cryonics.
6. AI is ill-defined, plus dates please.
7. And how well did that go?
8. First of all, that's called Moore's Law after the actual guy who made this prediction, you can't credit someone else than Moore for Moore's Law, wtf. Second, this hasn't held for at least a decade now; we've been focusing on completely different things than raw CPU speed to actually increase compute.
9. "Answer questions" there is a load-bearing term. Did he mean search engines? Is this deriberately vague?
10. I'm sorry? First, a 3D printed prosthetic is not an exoskeleton, what kind of a logic leap is that. Second, citation needed on "3D printable prosthetic limbs" actually being in use right now on any scale.

It's called a function plot for a reason!

If we grow AIs too big, say, bigger than the Moon, then well, the Moon could get jealous and mad at us.

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Wytham abbey was technically a manor house but “EA gets a castle” is objectively a funnier meme.

My "My non-profit castle is actually a manor house" t-shirt provokes a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.

Also I'm sorry, but "EA buys a castle, but akchualy it's a manor house so it's cool" is objectively the funniest meme.

None of this tomfoolery would matter if it weren’t for the tech billionaires.

This is going to be the subheading in future history books talking about the XXI century.

Okay, let's see...

first paragraph: Unfolding as some cosmic story, the rapid advancements in artificial intelligence have given rise to large language models (LLMs) with unprecedented accuracy, fluency and utility. It's almost as if there's a cognitive big bang exploding into our human universe.

Nope, no, nonono, you're full of shit and I refuse to read the rest. Good day sir. I said good day!

I always say jk after sucking a dick so it doesn't count.