"Why do you need to go on so many adventures, when I am the adventure?"

"Cheer up, human. One day you'll win at Counter Strike."

It feels so real in how disappointing the experience becomes for the straight characters. That would be my reaction if I went into that thing to be frightened, and I get David S. Pumpkins instead. By the way, you're not alone as I read years ago that Tom Hanks doesn't get it either.

First time I am seeing 2 cats share 1 box.

Lazy owners.

Cats come in chocolate? 🤎

If I can't see the vet, they can't see me.

Be Vincent Price.

The thing that must really hurt is that the cat held itself steady for her husband's photo.

Look how hairless you are. She's trying to keep you warm. Good kitty.

Aww. Kitty likes being the small spoon. ❤

"The things I do for love."