Carry the child and then carry the wheel chair so it doesn't look like the room had been occupied?
If you caught me crying at the end of a loss, you couldn't get me in front of a microphone unless Cheerios offered me a sponsorship.
Are they talking about the TikToks where black people are walking into the room with a shit eating grin to the tune of Many Men? That's the most generous interpretation of the headline I could think of and it's still shit.
"value to be given back to consumers"
I wish I lived in a world where the CEO of Fritos was a big corn man whose visage was clearly that of someone who loved corn. The smell of salty grease and corn wafts into the room to introduce him before you see him. He speaks, instead, of trying to find ways to optimize getting corn into everyone's, big or small, hands with the least wasted resources and the easiest methods for those that toil to make it so.
I'm blessed enough to be working at Langley. I get a lot of bandwidth to do as I see fit. The work that I get to do is cooler and more fulfilling than sitting idly. I hope to never take that for granted or change it in pursuit of a payday. I dread the CIA collapsing because the idea that I'd go back to working under some bastard makes my spine crawl. Nothing but respect for my NEETs who undermine the fourth reich. Working is as bad as it seems. 
You (foolish): oh nooooooooooo, this sucks. I hate Monopoly and this is gonna suck 
Monopoly movie opening scene: Since the beginning of society, since the first little laborers ever existed, there have been class struggles. But the class struggles were always and forever primitive communism. The laborers who engaged in struggle could only ever demand concessions from capitalists. Which can be progress, at least for a while anyway... (ask the 8 hour work day). Monopolies continued until... 
I understand them just fine. Sounds like a skill issue
Please correct me. I would be more willing to overlook someone's service to the imperial core if they were in the space force. It sounds so deeply unserious and an absolute drain of resources. When somebody goes "well I didn't harm anyone, all I did was repair dumb shit" but they're talking about satellites then I'm inclined to believe them. Some v*teran was talking to me about how their friend was the 420th recruit (or 69th) and had the certificate.
“Empathy is not an asset.”
“Beating hatred in the internal realm,” he added, “is the hardest boss battle in life and in the video game.”
I'm sorry you keep trying to jump onto the enemy with a spike on its head instead of using the hammer
This "those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it" is going really fucking hard right now. All it would take is to not tolerate intolerance and not put a timeline on someone else's freedom and you could have good foreign policy. Millions of people die for bullshit. It's fucking bullshit. And what do we get in return? Cheap plastic? Rush hour traffic? What the fuck???
Going to another instance to talk about how much you don't care 
Yeah, if NATO goes away and algorithms are mildly less shitty then I get two wins the way I see it.