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Dick met the love of his life on set in 1984. Her name was Pussy Wizard.
Excuse me, those were just short for their full names:
Richard Warlock and Vulva Wizard
Pussilanimous Wizard.
Huh, and I always thought her name was Pussy Druid. What an illusive Wizard.
According to Wikipedia he was Kurt Russell's personal stuntman for 25 years, AND he played Mike Myers in 3 different Halloween films! His son was on Baywatch too!
Man he was in a lot great films. Cool name and cool life he lived.
His kid, William Warlock goes by Billy instead of Willy Warlock. Shame. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Warlock
If there's any justice in this world, he'll have named his kid Peter Warlock or something.
There's still hope for his other son, John Thomas Warlock.
He only needs one spell slot where he's going
Dick Warlock casts Erectile Dysfunction!
Wonder what a level 9 dick warlock can do. Bet it's something with his dick.
everyone says they're a 9 on the internet
alohomora
SNAAAAKE!!!
The name's "Warlock".
Before every stunt:
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Double dick warlock, Kurt Russell's best stunt.
Man, these niche schools of magic are getting out of hand.
His nickname was Magic Dick.
His orb was all powerful.
Both orbs
No, what's on second base.
Never without his casting focus
Name? No they're writing about the stunt Kurt liked to do called the double dick warlock.
this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2024
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