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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 57 points 11 months ago

Dick met the love of his life on set in 1984. Her name was Pussy Wizard.

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Excuse me, those were just short for their full names:

Richard Warlock and Vulva Wizard

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Pussilanimous Wizard.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Huh, and I always thought her name was Pussy Druid. What an illusive Wizard.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

According to Wikipedia he was Kurt Russell's personal stuntman for 25 years, AND he played Mike Myers in 3 different Halloween films! His son was on Baywatch too!

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Man he was in a lot great films. Cool name and cool life he lived.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

His kid, William Warlock goes by Billy instead of Willy Warlock. Shame. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Warlock

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

If there's any justice in this world, he'll have named his kid Peter Warlock or something.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

There's still hope for his other son, John Thomas Warlock.

[-] DrDominate@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

He only needs one spell slot where he's going

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

Dick Warlock casts Erectile Dysfunction!

[-] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Wonder what a level 9 dick warlock can do. Bet it's something with his dick.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

everyone says they're a 9 on the internet

[-] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago
[-] doofy77@aussie.zone 11 points 11 months ago
[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The name's "Warlock".

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago

Before every stunt:

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Double dick warlock, Kurt Russell's best stunt.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 11 months ago

Man, these niche schools of magic are getting out of hand.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

His nickname was Magic Dick.

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago
[-] missingno@fedia.io 6 points 11 months ago

No, what's on second base.

[-] occhionaut@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Never without his casting focus

[-] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 11 months ago

Name? No they're writing about the stunt Kurt liked to do called the double dick warlock.

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