[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 55 points 7 months ago

I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:

Acetyl-CoA + 3H~2~O + 3NAD^+^ + FAD + ADP + Pi → 2CO~2~ + 3NADH + 3H^+^ + FADH~2~ + CoA-SH + ATP + H~2~O + AI

This combines the Krebs Cycle which relates to glucose metabolism with the addition of artificial intelligence (AI). By including AI in the equation, it symbolises my ability to wank myself to completion without touching my cock, simply by massaging my engorged ego.

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Blairite labour are all posting their little eulogies about him, claiming that he was a hero of democracy. But, like, Navalny was a Neo-Nazi he wasn't gonna democratise shit. Like, why hitch your wagon to one of the Russian politicians more reactionary than Putin, especially now he's dead?

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And getting offended by it really isn’t helping your case here.

Yes, rush to the defence of misgendering, that'll show us uppity transgenders. /s

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 63 points 10 months ago

epstein

He was on that list that was released recently.

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

Prostrate yourself before her worldly avatar and you to may channel the powers of light herself.

planet-hillary

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago

Doorbell cameras.

Let's turn the whole fucking planet into a surveillance state because some people like to jerk themselves off about (typically racialised) fears of petty urban crime.

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jesus Christ, do not ever tell an English person that you think Winston Churchill was a monster. Worst mistake of my life. You'd swear I'd shat on his mum's grave.

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

my totally real gay friends think you're silly, that's why you have to police your activism to appeal to me.

Fuck off.

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

democracy

Poland

South Korea

Taiwan

data-laughing

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

"Mods! mods! Delete this tankie at once."

They think this is Reddit.

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