I'm the same - as soon as I'm on the phone I want to be on my feet, even though generally I'm happy to be sat.

Everyone in this thread should finish with lol

I've been using AI summarisation for things like this so I don't need to read and I can satisfy my curiosity (normally what film they're talking about). Normally it's not worth the effort but it's quicker than reading the article myself.

I wish this was unbelievable. When/where was this? I'm guessing the US and hopefully a long time ago.

You may as well slow down, that stash isn't gonna last forever.