[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 48 points 3 weeks ago

I forgot about exercising

Never change, Lemmy

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 month ago

“My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO,” Collins posted on X. “We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and shar[ing] the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.”

Neat.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 month ago

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

so thats what's causing it

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 45 points 4 months ago

And all the "Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post" comments just to rub it in.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 45 points 4 months ago

Then you sue for the HIPAA violation and can actually maybe afford a house one day, possibly.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 42 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

chat roulette

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 36 points 8 months ago

Y'all need unions lol

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 43 points 10 months ago

Another settlement needs your help!

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 44 points 11 months ago

The History Channel makes compelling arguments for how extra-terrestrials built the pyramids. Compelling doesn't always equal true.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 49 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Essentially, yeah. Now that the "covid vaccines are poison" stuff has died down he's back on the "modern society hates straight white men" train.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago

You're still using it, so they're gonna keep doing it.

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