Ranch it up! It's 8:40 bro!!

Yes, but do you prefer to give or receive hardship, if you have the option?

Democrats: People shouldn't go into crippling debt for college. Let's make a law about it.

Republicans: OK so how much do you know about Moloch, enemy of mankind who is personally responsible for all of your problems?

If I could retire without needing to know the difference between ETFs and mutual funds, I would be soooo happy

Idk who needs to hear it, but stop buying this shit. If it has a computer inside, but you can't flash your own software onto it, just pass. If you're unsure, look around, find the nearest Linux user and ask for help.

I don't think she's disturbed. She just needs to keep that freak on a leash.

Isn't Dracula canonically immortal? You could technically write him into The Expanse and be accurate. I guess the scifi people might have an issue with it.

I mean fuck it. I say we start demanding that he release the tape. Stop treating him like a fucking dotard.

Lol bet she campaigns for Trump like that fuckin loser Cruz and his dogfaced wife.

Because now they have to stop using the chatbot or take on the liability of having to pay out whenever it fucks up.

To be fair, Haley also has no idea, allegedly, why the Civil War was fought.

Alt headline: companies start posting more accurate salary descriptions after the government fucking made them.