We multiply your property tax by 1.2^n where n is the number of houses you own (including any companies you are on the board of)

Weren't all Christians Jewish in the first couple hundred years? They weren't considered separate religions until later, way after Jesus's death.

Keep assassinating the only people who can negotiate a ceasefire so there never is one*

I'm with you but they will murder millions of people

They have nukes though. If someone can do something crazy with nukes it's them.

But no one simply sits, staring silently at the real-time flight map on the screen in front of them, for the entirety of a trip. Right?

Sometimes I wonder if I'm on the spectrum, I've been doing exactly this.

I read the very hungry caterpillar this morning

Idk what this is but it shares a birthday with my dog

How soft has America become if kids being kids in school necessitates a call to the police?

Ah what the hell can't be worse than what we have now

Is that how we're ending our comments ZZ

Why won't you just accept the genocide?