Mantrap: “Fool, no man can escape me!”

Eowyn: pulls off her helmet

Defendant: “Your honor, ChatGPT agreed I was totally good to drive. If you indict me, you’re indicting Silicon Valley.”

Judge: “Well… Yeah, nevermind. Dismissed.”

Families of the middle school marching band that died in an inescapable inferno: “😐”

Getting heavily tattooed, not having kids, not getting married/“settling down”. I grew up in an extremely conservative Christian home that pushed the standard “American Dream” plan but never embraced it. I’m aware there’s experiences that I’ll never have that are a source of joy and life defining for others, but I knew very early on those things weren’t calling me. Decades later I have zero regrets about what I didn’t do and what I did do.

Luna moth?

TIL I learned the Strait of Hormuz is located in the Goat Sea.

Sir Molotov of Cocktail.

Right? It’s clearly stated in the lore about what they bring to the party.

Sister Act 3: Bad Habits