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[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 18 points 1 month ago

TIL I learned the Strait of Hormuz is located in the Goat Sea.

[-] null@lemmy.org 7 points 1 month ago

This is why I voted for the Lemon Party.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

They had a good platform but I am so tired of old men, so I voted for Tub Girl.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You win the internet today

[-] mech@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago

That doesn't look like a straight at all.

[-] MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Don't kink shame. Even straits like it up the butt.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The Gay of Hormuz

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] errer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[-] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 6 points 1 month ago
[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Shit, that I won't be able to unsee now

[-] West_of_West@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

... has the Atlantic ocean always been so busty?

[-] grranibal@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

It wasn’t so much when Pangea broke up but it aged like wine

only since spanish people sailed through it

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

You need a constant flow of lubricant. We're not getting that, so it's going to hurt.

[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Is not a CNC mill.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The Gay of Hormuz

[-] mech@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Strait of Whore-muz is always open for shipping.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

What happened to the crease fire?

Have you checked your buttholes?

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

It feels good as soon as you start tickling the old turd cutter.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Once negotiations are able to arrive at a pro-state solution.

[-] Iceman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

When its clenched real tight🥺

[-] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Some of those fingers look sketchy. Bet this is AI

[-] rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks, now I will never unsee this

[-] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago
[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

because that place is a giant pain in the ass right now

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