Damn. That was thorough.

Fart monster two k telling it like it is

I literally laughed so hard I cried.

In china I had a UK roommate. He was on the phone with his mom mid week when she should have been at work. I asked if she was sick and he was like "No. She took some vacation days to tidy the house." My jaw hit the floor. My vacation days in the US were so precious and so few that I'd never fathom using any to do chores. Unreal that you can have so much vacation you'd elect to spend it doing chores.

I actually really like buttigieg, but he's wrong. A woman of color AND a gay man? I wish we lived in that country but we don't live in that country.

Imagine asking a subject matter expert. What a concept!

The bike in front literally has shopping bags hanging from the handles. Fucking clown take

"I signed a contract that forbids me from saying anything negative about this game. I am therefore contractually obligated to say nothing"

"Screwing over the renters." You mean the ones that AREN'T being made homeless?

Me "What's the difference between a bathtub and a toilet?"

Yan Chenglong "Idk. What?"

Me "Please leave my house"

Last time I checked "Police Officer" wasn't a protected class you little snowflakes.