OP stated a fact tho.
So he's "a Maori King" and it has been contracted in the title just like in "Florida man eats own face after setting crocodile on fire".
With the data I have at hand, people mostly seem to die in them.
Don't know how it works there, but where I live, cops can suspect heavily that you're drunk, but without a positive alcootest they can't charge you. If you don't want the alcootest, they send you to the hospital to have a blood analysis. It would have been the best scenario for this woman.
Sorry to disappoint, a dish washer is "un lave-vaisselle", which is masculine. A car however is "une voiture", maybe there's a joke in there about how manly men love their car more than their gf.
The word coming french has to do with it in this case. But to be fair, the french changed the spelling of "beefsteak" to "bifteck" to match the spelling with the pronunciation, so feel free to write "rondevoo", I guess.
Did you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?
At first I thought "This guy's done", then I thought "There are still Russians not indoctrinated, and they got balls. Let's hope it sparkles some things in others".
The only use I have for Google Assistant is to call people when I'm in my car, and even then it doesn't work correctly.
- "Call " -> Calls a business in a neighbouring country which happens to have the same (common) name as my wife.
- "Call " -> Calls my wife.
- "Call " -> Calls another business in the same neighbouring country which name contains my father's first and last name.
- "Call " -> Calls my father.
Wtf really. Those two businesses must keep wondering who's that number that keeps calling them at absurd times from another country and never leaves a message, because I can never remember who I must use the full name of...
Kids these days will never understand that Louis Armstrong doesn't have a Mastodon.
You seem to have been really triggered by that innocent and random comment. Would you like some mint tea?
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