Oh hey, I made a haiku.
"You don't have to have brain worms to vote for Trump, but it helps!"
I think they really mean "I just don't want to see black people, but that sounds bad, so let me try to come up with something I think sounds better."
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Time to find out if someone else has access, and can make a copy and send it to you, and then you can play dumb about where/how you got your copy.
But it loses the word play...
They're like "we should address the fact that this product sounds exactly like a bleak dystopian future"
Great story, but why wouldn't she disclose where they find the tomato!?
there's a popular free image editing program called GIMP (judging by the post id assume it's probably also open-source). Anyways, if you Google "GIMP" you'll probably see a lot of pictures of leather.
Do they also notify users that they are the largest score manipulator by far of their data? And that they do so to bully small businesses to pay up or they will ruin them?
(I'm going to assume you just misremembered some details, but it's possible this joke was recycled a few times. This is the only version I know about.)
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I don't have calf cramps, but sometimes I'll be flexing my toes and I'll feel one start to fire up a cramp, and it's a fast-paced high-stakes game of Operation, where I keep moving my toe around trying to find the magic relaxation spot, while it sends off more and more alarming pre-cramp warning buzzes. (That may not be a perfect metaphor but I got tired of thinking of board games. I also considered Battleship.)