Regain Control in my ass by cloventt in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 21 points 1 week ago

Hooker with a Penis in my ass

whelp

Oi, ya done eatin’? Time to move yer king, ya drongo! by cloventt in c/memes@lemmy.world
[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 weeks ago

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

Air New Zealand becomes first major carrier to drop climate goal by cloventt in c/world@lemmy.world
[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago

2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.

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The Las Vegas Strip Could Be the Site of the Largest Hospitality Strike in U.S. History, 35,000 Workers Ready to Strike Days Before Las Vegas’s Big Formula 1 Kick-Off Weekend (vegas.eater.com)
submitted 10 months ago by cloventt@lemmy.nz to c/formula1@lemmy.ml
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/7940565

Does Linux even work properly on Dell XPS laptops? by cloventt in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago

Daily drive a 9500 on latest Fedora. Only thing that doesn’t work is the fingerprint scanner and honestly I don’t care in the slightest.

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TIL in New York you can apply to have a fire hydrant opened during hot weather (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 1 year ago by cloventt@lemmy.nz to c/til@lemmy.world
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what messaging app do you use? by cloventt in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 year ago

Signal. I bullied everyone I know into using it and deleted my Facebook account, so they have no other option for contacting me.

Pentagon AI more ethical than adversaries’ because of ‘Judeo-Christian society,’ USAF general says by cloventt in c/technology@lemmy.world
[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 year ago

Is this satire? If not, good lord.

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gladdatives (lemmy.nz)
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AI girlfriend ‘told crossbow intruder to kill Queen Elizabeth at Windsor Castle’ (i.stuff.co.nz)
submitted 1 year ago by cloventt@lemmy.nz to c/technology@lemmy.world
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smdh (lemmy.nz)
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Dont let go by cloventt in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 year ago

Good lord, you may have just changed my life.

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rule (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 year ago by cloventt@lemmy.nz to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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explains a lot (lemmy.nz)
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These people always confuse me (lemmy.nz)
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Finally shutting down our last server on this PoS (lemmy.nz)
submitted 1 year ago by cloventt@lemmy.nz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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It was the orcas Austin, it was them all along (lemmy.nz)
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2023 Canadian Grand Prix Closing Thread by cloventt in c/formula1@lemmy.ml
[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Put Albon back in that car, now that he has the experience. He's proving how good he is at Williams.

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Harder (lemmy.nz)
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Electric type Pokémon (lemmy.nz)
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What distro(s) do you use? by cloventt in c/linux@lemmy.ml
[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Fedora, for the “It Just Works”™ experience of an enterprise-supported distro.

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