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Oi, ya done eatin’? Time to move yer king, ya drongo! (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 months ago

… Stalemate?

[-] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

Check, mate.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 months ago

Oh, yeah, that is a queen.

I thought it was a king, hence stalemate, like making a jab that Australian food is stale.

[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

As an Aussie I didn't get this joke, we just get up and pay

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure it's en passant

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

It’s a queen

[-] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago

Couldn't be a king as it would have already been stalemate the previous turn otherwise

[-] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Time for a succulent game of Chinese chess!

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

RIP to a legend.

[-] arsepisser@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 months ago

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 17 points 2 months ago

I didn't know australians used different terminology for chess, you learn something new every day

[-] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Billmate, atheists.

[-] Owljfien@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

the only people who still use cheques have got to be like 300 years old

[-] merari42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Three hundred year-old Transylvanian vampires really have no business being in Australia. The sun there is even dangerous for us regular humans. For them it's likely even worse.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://lemmy.world/c/dadjokes

don't judge me I don't know how to link a comunity. better than nothing I guess lol

[-] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

If you find out how to do it correctly at anarchychess as well

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

!anarchychess@sopuli.xyz

[-] Bach37strad@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

King me!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 months ago

Guy who only knows checkers: "Boy am I stuffed. King me!"

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

What's wrong with that horsey?

[-] ngwoo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That's the shrimp piece

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Watch me check your Bruce with my Sheila, mate.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Cheque please

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