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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 72 points 2 months ago

It literally gets me every time. I've seen this meme atleast 5 times now and not once have I not fallen for it

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm pretty sure I've even posted it here in the past lmao

I recently fucked up my file system so some communities are liable to get some reposts over the next couple months. I can't afford a new SSD and I've had to start ruining things ;_;

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

One that works. I think my PC is capable of another SSD, recently saw a slot that looks suspiciously like one when I was cleaning it. I don't know computers. I just have a 2TB HDD plugged into my PC that's dying from age (Got it in 2019... and has survived some insane abuse) as well as being full. Another 1TB SSD external but I use that for video games because I've only got 500GB internally.

I don't know computers I just know memes

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[-] crushyerbones@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This just in: big fonts and small amounts of text surrounded by dead space attract attention.

Nah, it's the ADHD.

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[-] GeriatricGambino@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago
[-] notabot@piefed.social 33 points 2 months ago

The green 'circle' not being circular is hurting my brain.

[-] And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 months ago

That's illegal

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

I was planning on going back and reading it later.

[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 months ago

shit, I actually read them. Time to undiagnose

[-] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

Time to undiagnose.

I know you're making a joke, but just for anyone else reading: not all symptoms occur at all times all the time.

[-] duramu@beehaw.org 6 points 2 months ago

Also tha green circle should have a different colored wedge that says "read all of the middle part without retaining the info"

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Me too, but I’m crediting that to my adderall this morning

[-] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

Not only did I read one line in the middle, before jumping to the end - I completely ignored the existence of the top graph

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[-] krypt@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

get out of my head thank you

[-] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Dammit.

...

Shit, that's good.

[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 13 points 2 months ago

You know, if I wanted this kind of abuse I'd talk to my husband

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[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

I feel attacked

[-] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

Oh god, you got me

[-] XiELEd@piefed.social 11 points 2 months ago

To be fair, that green circle is really big

[-] somewa@suppo.fi 9 points 2 months ago

And the text in the middle isn't only small but there's so much compression artifacts that it's hard to read.

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Can we get some more JPEG? I can almost tell what some of the colours are.

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[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

I've never felt more seen and attacked at the same time.

[-] southernbrewer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was distracted by the legend colours not matching the pie colours and the green pie not being round enough. Didn't read the text obviously

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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

Jokes on you, I'm medicated!

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[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This is actually the meme that convinced me to get diagnostic testing. Hoping to get medication for ADHD soon, but the antidepressants are nice (except they make me poop. Like, a lot)

I thought everyone had twelve abandoned hobbies and functioned on the very edge of disaster at all times. No i don't have trouble focusing on the task at hand, I can play RimWorld for hours at a time

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Is that what making me poop all the time?

My psychiatrist warned me about stimulants also stimulating my bowels...but not the antidepressants. She warned me that would kill my sex drive, but that's about it.

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[-] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

You should see my Warhammer collection of half painted minis, and my starwars armada collection.

While I show you that we can look at all my boardgames i haven't opened along with my lego collection

Oohh my swords for Hema too and my video games.

I have a giant list of started video games that I've never finished.

I've got a pushbike too and my boxing bag from kick boxing and it goes on and on

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[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

Not fair! The letters are tiny!

[-] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

I'm in this infographic and I like it

[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 months ago
[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Inattentive is such a PITA. I've had a very, VERY successful career and can't help but think it's been all while doing life on hard mode.

[-] chosensilence@pawb.social 6 points 2 months ago

…okay, you know what? i don’t need this shit.

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[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago
[-] Yamakyu@shelter.moe 6 points 2 months ago
[-] Jason_Ph03nix@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Tbh I didn't even read the first part I just went straight to the bottom.

[-] hanscees@ieji.de 5 points 2 months ago

@Stamets @joshsusser very clear Pic. Lots of #actuallyautistic folks have #adhd too so tagging

[-] tiny_mouse@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Oh god is this how I find… ooo… butterfly.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Ouch. Why do you hurt me?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I don't have 3/12 symptoms in the middle. I can't even ADD correctly.

[-] tryagain@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Motherfucker.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

shots fired

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 2 months ago

Hah, jokes on you I skipped to the green circle.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 2 months ago

I played Factorio for 12 hours this weekend so obviously I'm fine.

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