[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 4 points 2 months ago

Worm is great at what it does, which is to lure in people wanting to read power fantasies about being a superhero and then smashing every trope. (All the powers involve deep trauma. Everyone needs a therapist. Very few get any therapy. The world ends because we can't take care of each other nicely.)

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago

Convincing people in San Francisco Bay Area that you’re about to invent Star Trek technology is basically the national pastime there.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Upvote.

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 9 points 4 months ago

Explanatory spoiler for those who don't want to read Worm, a million words of deconstruction/reconstruction of superhero comics:

spoilerThe source of superpowers is a pair of gigantic multidimensional alien creatures. Their eternal mission involves finding a planet with intelligent life, infesting them with powers via brain tumor neural links, and encouraging them to fight so as to generate new ideas -- the aliens are profoundly uncreative, even stupid by human standards, but immensely powerful -- and when the planet is no longer producing, they reincorporate all the changed and combined powers, then eat the local sun to power their next FTL hop.

When their experimental subjects aren't moving fast enough, they open up their archive and resurrect the Endbringers -- superpowered kaiju which provide a stimulus for cooperation by destroying cities on a schedule. Each Endbringer is unique. The Simurgh, or Ziz, takes the form of a giant statue of a woman covered in angel wings, and wings-on-wings, and so forth. Ziz has primarily psychic powers: telekinesis; a 'scream' or 'song' that drives people to violent insanity over the course of an hour or so; and mind-control that seems limited to slowly changing supers into creative serial killers and mad scientists and so forth. Ziz floats in orbit, preventing space travel, and periodically descends to the surface to terrorize a city.

Everything escalates. Every trope is explained.

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 7 points 6 months ago

Tchah! Decker does not go far enough!

It is clear that there must be people better suited to raise children than a dimwit like him! He should arrange for his genetic superiors to breed, then give the babies to the perfect parents, and he should give them the one thing he has of value: money!

(and please have nothing else to do with children ever again, k thx bye)

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 6 points 7 months ago

I have seen some controversy about whether white-passing people of Jewish ancestry count as “white”

Let me clear that up: the people who ask if someone is actually white are racists.

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 7 points 1 year ago

True, it's too advanced for my brain due to being poisoned by Perl at a young age.

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 8 points 1 year ago

Is that actually true? Have they been audited? One problem with long-term storage is "long-term" is a thing that humans are bad at.

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 5 points 1 year ago

The main character commits rape because this isn't a real universe anyway. You made the right choice.

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 5 points 1 year ago

It's true, but they are still fairly easy to injure.

Try forming a fist and then hitting with the outside edge of the hand instead of your poor little fingers.

Or learn from your ancestors and become a tool-using mammal. I understand milkshakes have a distinct fondness for fascists.

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 8 points 1 year ago

Mike is a fed, yes.

So is Steve. The snack thing is left over from his previous undercover assignment at NORML. That didn't end well, but he's pretty sure he can get Mike to agree to buy explosives, which will be a good bust.

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 6 points 2 years ago

My friend's father -- coincidentally named Feinman, not Feynman - used to say "They always advertise what they haven't got."

"Less Wrong".

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 7 points 2 years ago

It's not that verbing nouns weirds language so much as the regreekification.

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