[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Salt is not an optional ingredient.

Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.

Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.

[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

One of them has to be pretty small and legless. Having no legs is also a plus.

[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

‘Pages’ comes for free with a $1200 MacBook.

[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago
[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Stop eating your Legos.

[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Palestinians.

[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Nope. An AC just moves temperatures around. If it heats one area, it cools another.

[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

I wear them on both feet.

[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 81 points 9 months ago

Well, there’s a new insult: “You soggy-bones looking mother fucker.”

[-] dcoe@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Still got to sell it

So you still have it all?

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dcoe

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