At press time, sources confirmed prominent members of the party had been instructed to quickly shift their support to a spry, cogent 31-year-old Joe Biden, who had somehow de-aged 50 years overnight.

Look here, Jack!

Project 2025 seems to have 3 groups.

• Those that are terrified about it.
• Those that would be terrified if they knew more about it.
• Those that think it won't affect them or anyone they care about. (See leopards ate my face party)

Just how much cheaper and longer lasting keeping thing like rice, dried beans and flour can be. It's amazing to me that no matter how empty my cupboards/fridge is I can always make fresh tortillas, refried beans, and rice in like an hour.

This is the kinda stuff they say out loud, imagine what they say behind closed doors.

That's it, calling in retarded to work tomorrow.

Managed Democracy

Can the US Lawmakers do anything about the US companies harvesting my data and selling it off… please?

Good thing he launched a sneaker line today, that'll really turn things around.

I'm 40 and I feel every bit of this. 😭