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[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago
[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago
[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

You're not wrong but she could have anyone she wants. Especially me.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 67 points 1 year ago

Or perhaps she's disappointed you didn't even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk's office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago

Well huh. I was going to post: "you know who wouldn't have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that's who".

But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?

You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.

Tsk tsk.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago

You got me!

To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of "Barbie" on collector's edition Blu-ray? I'm a big fan.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

That's true only in a few states in the US, and at least in California, not all notaries can do this.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You seem to know an awful lot about this subject, like you have personal experience or something...

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago

JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BREASTS

[-] poke@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

No, thats just a caps lock & comma mishap - they are asking Jesus a question (I assume something monograph or poultry related).

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Jesus sees everything 😏

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Scarlett looks at Colin. Honestly go Google photos of them, she's always so enamoured with him, in every photo.

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Women like funny men with good personalities, modest good looks help too.

[-] Cheskaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I mean, Colin Jost has a lot more than modest good looks...

[-] nick@midwest.social 24 points 1 year ago

He she’s left handed like me. Clearly we’re meant for each other, suck it Jost.

[-] notnotmike@programming.dev 14 points 1 year ago

How do you know the image isn't flipped?

[-] marble@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

Because the writing at the top is the right way round, duh.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Are you saying she's actually Australian?

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

There sure are a lot of Australian actresses hiding in plain sight nowadays...

[-] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

˙ǝnɹʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uop ı

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Engagement ring, left hand.

[-] xilophor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

~~you also have 6 fingers?~~ apparently I have 6 brain cells

[-] pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago

Am I the only one counting the fingers here...bah who cares anymore.

[-] qprimed@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

no. no you were not. this is a shitty timeline.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why can't I just find a girl with 17 fingers like in the pictures?

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Oh, that's where I went wrong. I used a death certificate instead.

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

You sound like this guy I worked with. Worshipped her.

[-] don@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Scarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Every picture I see of her makes my temperature instantly spike

[-] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

honestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

the image is reversed. you can tell because no one in real life is left handed

[-] Capitao_Duarte@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 year ago
[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

You wrote a statement, not a question.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a lie‽

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

She says she's an independant but she always supports the Democrats

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Stop, I can only get so erect.

[-] s_s@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

She's holding the pen like she's a lefty overwriter.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Engagement ring, left-hand.

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