[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 31 points 7 months ago

Wann Antifa legal? Es ist schon?🌍🧑‍🚀

Es immer hat gewesen.🔫🧑‍🚀

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 66 points 7 months ago

I use a canon… so yeah… better get a brother

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 52 points 8 months ago

Verteidigungsbewaffnung auf dem Arbeitsweg

Ja… genau… Ich hab so die Schnauze voll von diesen Drecksnazis.

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 34 points 8 months ago

Ich… ich kann mir das nicht angucken. Das ist mir viel zu deutsch.

In Frankfurt gibts einen der aufm Fahrrad durchs Bahnhofsgebiet düst, nach Taschendieben guckt und dann die Bullen ruft wenn der was sieht. Der ist wohl schon bei Richtern in Frankfurt als Dauer-Zeuge bekannt xD (Quelle: Dies ist was ich tue, ich trinke und ich weis Dinge.)

Aber der guckt wenigstens nach Leuten die andere Leute beklauen…

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 47 points 9 months ago

I CRAVED THE STRENGTH AND CERTAINTY OF STEEL

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

needs 2 HOURS to fall asleep

does not hear the alarm

gets 9 hours of sleep instead of 5:32

profit

gets fired because thats the 15th time this month

no profit

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 74 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I think the craziest thing is, that the survey starts at 50$. They just assume that must be the minimum prize everyone is ok with.

Lunatics…

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 32 points 1 year ago

Weird. My friend had the same question.

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 33 points 1 year ago

Ich liebe diesen Moment. Alle auf dem Bahngleis ziehen ein Gesicht als wäre grade der Mond auf die Erde gekracht. Nur du… Du bist der Fleck Glückseligkeit inmitten der alltäglichen Apokalypse.

Danke Deutsche Bahn.

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 83 points 1 year ago

I hate point 2 and 3.

I have an avarage travel of 45-55 minutes from my home city to the city I work in. By car and by train, while the train is usually on the slower end. It takes about 20-30 minutes to get from my home to the train station by taking the bus or riding the bike. When taking the bus I also have to factor in about 15 minutes between arrival at the station and departure of the train. Then there is another 20 minutes from the train station at destination to my place of work. So it takes me 40-65 minutes longer taking the train… twice a day, making it 1:20-2:10h a day (when Im lucky bc trains over here have frequent delays). One hour ish doesn’t sound like much? Well you’ll feel it if you working 11-12h a shift or a 9-10 hour a day in a normal 9 to 5 job (starting work at around 7 a.m.).

Then there is a neat little think called night or late shifts. There is no way I’m gonna take the train here. They either take an hour longer or the bus at my home city does not drive anymore on the way back.

Demand better public transportation. Demand functioning trains and frequent bus and tram connections. But do not tell people that need to take the car for whatever reason, that they should just take the worse option and make them feel like the problem.

I hate cars. I hate driving. And I love taking the train or taking the bike within my city. But sometimes I just have to take the car. That is not my fault tho, since public transportation is not the main focus of politics over here. And thats what needs to change globally.

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 52 points 1 year ago

Erstes Mal, dass ihr nicht Schuld seid vielleicht…

[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 31 points 1 year ago

Actually the secret is letting the dog sniff your hand first. This way you kinda introduce yourself. This makes it far more likely the dog will be ok with pets. How do I know? I am this meme.

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