i think that by red here he means sunburned people lol, my guess is that he thought non-brit euros tan too easily to be considered Truly White?

that might have been beyond nixon's capabilities but i think i know who could be up to the task if you said his pecker wasn't based or whatever

nixon seems like the last president we've had who had the right mix of resentment and insecurity to be willing to do this and it's a shame no one ever tried to get him to show whoever the quaker pope is his cock, i am choosing to blame the american love of circumcision for this

some bizarre news:

Armenian PM Pashinyan offers to show his penis to head of Church

a priest accused Pashinyan of being circumcised and so this was Pashinyan's response.

the article also talks about some interesting tensions between Church and State in Armenia recently, with the PM accusing priests (including the head of the church) of breaking their vows of celibacy, and a ruling-party aligned paper published a document about coup plans from the opposition with the support of the church, some business tycoons, and Armenians from Nagorno-Karabakh.

however Trump has rescinded the Roadless Rule, which prevented logging, mining, and roadbuilding on 59 million acres of Forest Service land, so that FS land is still getting fucked even if it isn't getting sold (yet)

The Parliamentarian has decreed that Mike Lee's provision to sell off millions of acres of federal land out west should be struck from the Big Beautiful Bill. Lee wants to bring it back, but this time only selling BLM land, not Forest Service land, and only within 5 miles of cities, but i guess we'll see.