This will be struck down in the courts because this is a congressional funds appropriation, and not subject to impoundment by the president, which is explicitly illegal.
Nonetheless, this is a terrifying attack on free media and free speech, so support your local NPR and PBS stations if you can
“I continue to live because fuck you, that’s why!”
It really is, though. It’s not easy to do that every day, but cheers to you for every day you make it through to sleepy times.
Villains rarely see themselves as villains. The worst of them strongly believe that they are the good guys.
Who thought he would care?
FWIW, those are Stormtroopers, not Clone Troopers. Stormtroopers were mostly volunteers. Clones were booted out of the service.
Because of all of the orgies
Edit: oops, they are clone troopers
No, no. TOS would be Daredevil, and the rest would be TMNT
Edit: for those you don’t know, the canister of toxic waste, which transformed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (and Splinter) into their anthropomorphic form is the same canister of toxic chemicals that hit Matt Murdoch in the face and blinded him, leading to him becoming daredevil. After smacking Matt Murdoch in the face and blinding him, it then rolled into a nearby sewer, where it leaked more, and transformed a bunch of turtles and a rat.
I’m totally serious. A major Daredevil villain? The Hand. In TMNT, it’s The Foot. Who trained Matt Murdock? Stick. Who trained the TMNT? Splinter. The puns and in jokes keep going from there. TMNT was made by fans of the daredevil comics as a spinoff. And it’s awesome for that.
Line must go up
Corporate greed. That’s the reason. Has this been some great mystery for the last three or four decades? Because that’s always been the answer.
Line must always go up
Look, a president who can go through an entire term with all of the late-night hosts (and SNL) only being able to make him sound old and charming, there are worse things. I want that kind of boring president again.
Although, not Joe Biden.