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[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago

fwiw, I personally know for a fact that 15 to 20 minutes is fine. Ask me about other ironically bad first date ideas

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 days ago

Dont feel bad, my first date with my fiancée was at a grocery store

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 days ago

No way that's where I had my first prune

[-] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 21 hours ago

explanation? what is a prune?

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 21 hours ago

A prune is a dried plum. And a date is the (often dried) fruit of the date palm tree.

This joke explanation brought to you by fiber. It's good for you!

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I almost died on the toilet because of this comment.

[-] iii@mander.xyz 25 points 2 days ago

How about other ironically bad first date ideas?

[-] g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

One of my personal faves: Told this girl in college that we were gonna go to a place called Donnie's steakhouse. She got somewhat dressed up for the occasion. Donnie's is just McDonalds. If they've got a good sense of humor (and she did), they'll get a good kick out of it. Although it may take a day or two.

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