Sounds like the DM needs to put their damn foot down

I'm awkward and quite bad at that normally but if my players have gone off topic for more than a minute I'll soft remind them to get back on track, another minute or so and I'll bring it up again, and if we've wasted 5 minutes I activate my autist mode and just straight up mention were way off topic once a spot opens, and refocus the game

That's part of the damn job, I can run a table with up to 10 people without too much of an issue as long as everyone actually comes with their GODDAMN CHARACTERS FINISHED, DAVE

ain't no DM takin dis Hail Mary from a player seriously

I absolutely would, my players would need to be creative to allow this dust pile to communicate and do anything, but I'm quite sure they could manage

No, you're just the ones producing most of the stochastic terrorism in the US

Linux still not ready for mainstream desktop usage

Lul

1. That's a different person, genius

2. Nobody compared anything, for the love of god

"I support companies having this right because if they didn't I'd be forced to work with Nazis more often" is a very straightforward concept

You shut your PC down?

I'm that guy growing magic mushrooms and telling people about how awesome fungi are in general now that I know more about them

I'm doing my part!

Here in California my local smoke shop sells psilocybin infused chocolates under the table, but everyone knows about it and they're all branded and clean looking

It's legit a dream come true to pop by on the way home Friday for a trip on the weekend, and the idea that it's illegal disgusts me

If I remember it's description right it's a blast of the power of your god

So whatever color your god/you want it to be, I'd imagine. Had a friend do tentacles that burst forward and slapped the shit out of enemies for hers.

I could check the sourcebook to confirm but that's a whole different app to switch to...

And this is why you don't tailgate, people

Drive a 2018 Nissan leaf, fantastic car except for the fact that it uses CHADeMO for DC fast charging (cancelled connector, getting harder to find)

Would recommend getting an EV, especially if you can charge at home. With tax credits and the savings in gas you'll have paid the difference before you're done with the car for sure.

Which is why you almost never see them advocate theft from such places