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They're all dicks if you ask me by get_off_the_phone in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Crab rave anyone?

poor Dean by get_off_the_phone in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago

Sure everyone has heard of Stephen King and most know know of Dean Koontz. But 10 year old me wants to give a shout out to the best of em, R.L. Stine.

How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat" by get_off_the_phone in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-alot

A lesson in Input Validation by get_off_the_phone in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Why do most of the comments in this thread match exactly with the comments in the linked reddit thread?

Girl...fr?? I've got things to do by get_off_the_phone in c/cat@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

Still held down? What a monster.

TIL Saint Nicholas (aka Santa Claus) is the patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, children, brewers, pawnbrokers, unmarried people and students by get_off_the_phone in c/til@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago

Wow I'm 6 of those 9 types of people. Extra milk and cookies for Santa from now on.

People really hold their mouse like that?! by get_off_the_phone in c/gaming@lemmy.ml

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

Show me your nipple!

I find them like this when I get home from work by get_off_the_phone in c/cat@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

I just see 1 cat and a shadow.

Please stop the ride, I want off by get_off_the_phone in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Yummy. I was shoulder deep in that fuzz today. Seasoned with spiders and mouse poop. Extra delish.

Don't ask me which ones tho, cuz I'm an old by get_off_the_phone in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

There's a meme from some other site about being old and telling the tale of 2016 to an inquisitive youth. If i remember correctly, it goes along the lines of:

Oh you you wanna hear about 2016? Takes 3 shots of tequila Well it all started in 2015 with this gorilla...

Everything since has been a fucking wild ride. Past couple of years have been relatively tame thankfully. But I can't help feeling like that story arc is not yet finished and it leaves me feeling apprehensive about the conclusion.

Is has all the nutrients the body needs by get_off_the_phone in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Ooh la la Mr. Fancy I Have A Toilet Man. No, WATER, like from a puddle on the sidewalk.

What is an iconic catchphrase from your grandparents? by get_off_the_phone in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[-] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

My grandfather gave me three options when I was young and slightly hurt. "I can hurt the other one, amputate the one that hurts, or you can go to bed."