I agree with other comments, just throw in a good morning as you're passing your coworkers. I like to raise my hand sometimes (as a wave) and even try to smile.

You could try LibreWolf. Its firefox but privacy focused and has sync disabled by default.

Edit: oh sorry i was talking about desktop

My response to your comment is logical, easy to understand and informative. It can be read on Linux, Mac and Windows.

What is my response?

This is the right answer!

I keep reading that people hate CSS, but it's my favorite markup language.

People are probably just frustrated with it because they didn't learn it properly. But that applies to any other language too.

CSS is fucking awesome!

I've obviously missed something here, but why the hatred towards Rowling?

I wish people would at least be aware of our current situation. Maybe it's just my bubble but people seem to be oblivious to what's going on.

The subsidies from my government disagree with you.

It's time for climate refugees!

Oder überhaupt eine funktionierende Gesellschaft mit Infrastruktur/Internet.

Eternity is also my client of choice but come on, OP specifically asked for only Jerboa or Boost.