When discussing marriage with my girlfriend (now wife), she mentioned not wanting to change her name. I told her this wasn't acceptable - I expected her to change her name. But she repeated not wanting to change her last name. I told her she misunderstood, I didn't want her to change her last name, I wanted her to change her first name to "groupofcrows property", she can keep her last name. She did not accept this. (Yes this was a real conversation, yes we have been married for 7 years, no she did not change her name)

Someone has a pin or thumb tack held between there fingers. They touch 10 green apples but only pierce 3. How are you going to determine this person did that from the hundreds of customers who were at that spot during one day? How many hours of videos are being kept? How many cameras do you need? How much will this cost? What if this was done at the farm? Or truck or distribution center?

Someone should check if rosie o'donnell would like to play the role. Trump loves her. /S

It took weeks of inaction from Ford and the Ottawa police before Trudeau finally had to act to restore order.

He is smart when compared to them.

Maybe playing PUBG is the reason why he became a conscientious objector.

Create a list of basic questions and answers which are factually correct and easily available for people to review/memorise in advance. As a part of the voting process the voter is asked 10 out of 100 of those questions, they need to get at least 7 out of ten for the vote to be valid. Multiple choice questions like "Reducing taxes likely means.... Reducing spending or increasing debt".

I accused him of being a rice-ist, all rice are the same. /S

You should inject bleach using a flash light.

Perhaps he needs a face diaper to contain all that shit coming out of his mouth.

Hostage taker negotiates' favourable terms for himself - with himself.

btw. Thanks dystop for spending your time to add all these reposts.