[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

I know, it's just kind of laughably shouting they don't know what either an audit or conflict of interest actually are.

The hardest part some times is finding an audit firm that isn't stupid expensive, but also won't do a shit job and give you a report that looks like some knock-off free LLM didn't write it to maximize their own payday. I love a good audit report with findings, it means I didn't waste money. But my shit is (well, was, at another place years back) locked down tight, so we didn't ever expect anything terrible.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

I'm sorry - paying for an audit is somehow a conflict of interest? How exactly is that?

As someone who had to contract auditing firms every year, and personally sign off in their report as part of our compliance, I would love to hear how I should have ....what? Won the audit lottery? Applied for some sort of government assistance? Prayed to an audit fairy godmother?

Who the F else is paying for our audit? I want free audits! I bet everyone does.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah, I believe this is what's called "a conspiracy theory" if you had more details.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago

I am literally wearing these pants right now.

F, but I'm drinking wine from a Yeti tumbler!

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Both correct.

Also, there are four lights.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

It's either Facebook or Facebook.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

Agreed, I was warned off of PIA 5+ years ago.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago

In a few cities it's good. NYC, Chicago, where white people live in DC, and maaaybe SFO come to mind. (LA your subway is only for movies, F off). Literally everywhere else it's a travesty of busses designed to institutionalize and reinforce classism and poverty. So it's bad, and no one wants to use a bus system (lack of tracks? Lack of charm!) of it served wealthier neighborhoods.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 90 points 1 week ago

An IG account isn't a phone number or email, and I think it's weird that young people treat it like it is.

Just say you don't do social media, and if they can't respect that, it's a quick test as to if they're your people or not.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 52 points 3 weeks ago

"OK, so, I want a Honda Civic, but for up and down instead of forwards and backwards."

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 55 points 1 month ago

There's 2 separate universes here.

Devs and tech companies care only for UX, convenience, and reduced friction to use any service. They would put their granny's home address and SSN in the headers if it made a page load 10ms faster. Their incentives are all short-sighted to hit the next goal to outcompete other devs/companies and ship their end of history killer app that will solve all problems - and that will still get bloated and enshittified within 18 months.

Then there's us, a subset of rational people educated about how much data gets transmitted, who are horrified by the general state of being online, and are hard to impress when it comes to more than just saying "privacy!" when promoting anything at all.

IMO, we have to DIY and cobble together so much of our own protection, we're closer to artists that live a strange life that few people understand, seems weird from the outside, but we love for the peace of mind. Which is not enough to be any appreciable segment of the market to move the needle on any product worth real money.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 82 points 1 month ago

OoooooooooK. So, who wants to start a betting pool on which day this week we get martial law? Price is Right rules?

Imma say Tuesday.

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