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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 82 points 2 days ago

OoooooooooK. So, who wants to start a betting pool on which day this week we get martial law? Price is Right rules?

Imma say Tuesday.

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 67 points 2 days ago

This is basically a declaration of it.

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 40 points 2 days ago

OK, so I'll put you down for Monday?

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 13 points 2 days ago

Do you happen to be open on Sundays?

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 days ago

Like, today?

It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

I’ll take Wednesday for the over

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I expect that declaration to be on his birthday parade when he gives his night of the long knives speech.

[-] dunidane@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 days ago

He 100% wants it before his birthday

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